Looking at digg.com today, there was a story referencing some sort of mutant hybrid beast that was killed in Maine, possibly by a car (and no, it’s not the elusive chupacabra). The actual story linked to on digg was weak because there were no pictures. However, Fox News was actually good for something today. While their story was the same standard AP story, they have two pictures of the animal.
While the animal is creepy, to me it looks like some weird dog. Reading further in the article, people speculate that the animal may be a coydog, which wikipedia tells me is what else, half coyote, half dog. Of course it could be a dogote (another real animal), which results from a female coyote screwing a male dog, but those are much rarer. Either of those animals should not be confused with the coywolves. Who’s naming these animals, me? Shouldn’t there be better names? Wikipedia makes no mention of wolfotes, but I believe that would be the result of a male wolf boinking a female coyote. Or how about a wolf-dog hybrid as mentioned in the article? Why don’t they call it a wog?
Wikipedia does mention that “where the cross-breeding of animals is concerned, the father’s species gives the first part of the offspring’s name.†If this is the case, there could be all kinds of interesting creatures. Have you ever seen a porcubbit or rabbupine? How about a cig or pow? The latter would be interesting, at least the conception part. What about a humeep. I bet my friend Dewall has seen one before, and possibly sired one. He’s from Chowchilla. Another friend of mine once took a trip to Mexico and…never mind.
this is my friend dewall
Talking about all of these hybrid creatures reminds me of that joke, what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Ellifino! Or an ape and a calculator? A Harry Reasoner (he was a journalist for CBS and ABC who retired in 1991).
Oswald, going to give my brain a shower and get some better jokes.
So would the offspring of Dewall and that little boy in the picture with him be a DeBoy? Or was it the horse that he took advantage of? Dehor? If Dewall used a dildo on the horse, could it be a Hor-all-doh? I need to get some better jokes too…obviously.
So, Jeremy, would the hybrid name for a tree hugging, granola eating, Birkestock wearing, liberal be “Californian.”
If the tree hugging granola eating thing was named a Califanything, put its sperm in a Birkenstock wearing liberal that was named anythingornian and it gave birth to another creature, then yes, the hybrid name for a tree hugging, granola eating, Birkenstock wearing, liberal would be a Californian.
I did read about something recently that you may know about Paco. It was was discovered in Costa Rica and given the name \”Pacoat.\” Any ideas?
And Geil, little boys do not get pregnant or give birth, the horse thing is not only possible, but likely, and dildos cannot impregnate horses or have offspring.
Abviously you know nothing about Dewall or his dildos then.
Geil, you seem to be an expert on the subject matter. Perhaps the picture of you dressed up like a cowboy with no teeth was not actually you, but a Deweil or a Geiwall. Actually, I\’m pretty sure it would be a Dewiel, since the father gives the first name…
What about animal 3 ways? Say a hippo (male), giraffe (male), and manatee (female) all make sweet love. What prae tell would this abomination be called? Hipratee? Girpatee? Mangirhip? Just curious.
Also to answer the above question “Would the hybrid name for a tree hugging, granola eating, Birkestock wearing, liberal be “Californian.†The name would actually be JoshOswald.
Good one Vin. How is little Bennie, or is it Vintley. Either way, it is better than being a dog named Bentley.
I don’t know what Vinnie and his “Mangirip” aka Mangrip are doing alone at night, but shouldn’t your wife help you with that?
Josh and Geil are stupid! There, I got you guys good. Someone just got so moded.
Wait a minute!
I’m a tree hugging, granola eating, Birkestock wearing, liberal and I take offense to being associated with California!
in california we are also vegans who do not condone the consumption of meat and meat byproducts so birkenstocks have been out since the nixon administration.
“in california we are also vegans who do not condone the consumption of meat and meat byproducts so birkenstocks have been out since the nixon administration.”
hippies
well, technically, hippies live off of the land and typically are ominvores. They are okay with the use of animal products as long as it is organic. In that case the term ‘hippie’ would only apply to those liberals who DO wear birkenstocks.
well, technically, hippies live off of the land and typically are ominvores. They are okay with the use of animal products as long as it is organic. In that case the term ‘hippie’ would only apply to those liberals who DO wear birkenstocks.
So california hippies are what? neo-hippies? nippies? nipples?
I would so be vegetarian if steaks grew on plants and bratwurst grew on trees!
\”So california hippies are what?\”
OG
Original Granola, beyotch…
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[…] Corporate Vince had a birthday last week and we celebrated by having dinner at the Japanese Kitchen, drinks next door at the Hook and Ladder, and foosball and Comcast On-Demand karaoke at my brother Josh’s house. As if a salad, fried rice, couple of meats, lots of veggies and a mountain of sprouts wasn’t filling enough, on the way to Josh’s house, Dewall wisely directed his cab driver to the Taco Bell at First and Nees in Fresno, and being the great friend that he is, ordered in excess of $60 worth of Taco Bell. He laid the spread on my brother’s dining room table and we had a feast. […]