Yeah, well there were a lot of things I wanted to say, but I got scared \’cause I\’m white. But Dan, you can make fun of Asians all you want, I think that\’s allowed. Actually, you could probably make fun of the Latinos too since you look like one. Stay away from the Blacks though. I suppose white people are fair game for anyone.
This is a bad idea. Let me guess, all of the people on the white team are from south of the Mason-Dixon and have shaved heads.
Throw in a Native American team and give the white team unlimited resources and the show could be simulcast on the History channel as a reinactment of American history 1400-present.
¡Gringos Pendejos! The “Man” is at it again. In the words of Nat X, “the same “Man” that invented the game of pool; where the white ball wins after knocking all the colored balls of the table.”
Of course Dan is Asian. Who else is going to know so much about the polor ice caps melting, the density of water, AND how much the computer programer manipulated my picture on our website? Not you or I Jeremy. I know things like Bow Wow Wow sang “I Want Candy” in the 80’s and Jeremy knows the real names of the entire cast of Family Matters…not just Urkel, but the entire cast.
[…] As I learned from my brother today, the new Survivor season has a twist. The new season will have four tribes, divided by race. All I have to say is, what could possibly go wrong? Rush Limbaugh was kind enough to put together a deep, insightful and cogent analysis of the upcoming season. Rush has all of his money (that he didn’t spend on drugs) on the Hispanics to take it. …our early money is on [the Hispanic Tribe] anyway, because these people have shown a remarkable ability, ladies and gentlemen, to cross borders, boundaries — they get anywhere they want to go. They can do it without water for a long time. They don’t get apprehended, and they will do things other people won’t do. So, our money, early money, is on the Hispanics. […]
I wonder if they will have a jew versus muslim contest. Maybe not the muslims, it might be too explosive. Probably a little too early. I guess the ball is in their court.
You knew it would only be a matter of time. I like CBS’s reasoning. “It said the move was aimed at addressing complaints that there had not been sufficient ethnic diversity in previous series.” Yeah, this will help. Oh, and my favorite quote, “What will it mean for a team - a race - to fail in a battle of wits and strength against another race?” Anybod? Anybody?
I want to see them go to the next step: Dwarves versus midgets, down syndrome versus fetal alcohol syndrome and lastly flamboyent homos versus butch dykes.
you are such an instigator.
Yeah, well there were a lot of things I wanted to say, but I got scared \’cause I\’m white. But Dan, you can make fun of Asians all you want, I think that\’s allowed. Actually, you could probably make fun of the Latinos too since you look like one. Stay away from the Blacks though. I suppose white people are fair game for anyone.
This is a bad idea. Let me guess, all of the people on the white team are from south of the Mason-Dixon and have shaved heads.
Throw in a Native American team and give the white team unlimited resources and the show could be simulcast on the History channel as a reinactment of American history 1400-present.
now you did it. now everyone knows I’m asian. how the hell am I suppose to infiltrate the brown team now?
¡Gringos Pendejos! The “Man” is at it again. In the words of Nat X, “the same “Man” that invented the game of pool; where the white ball wins after knocking all the colored balls of the table.”
just dont mess with the black ball too early. It will kill you.
Dan, you’re Asian? I thought you were Filipino.
Good to see you Paco, finally someone who is allowed to make fun of the Latinos.
your next employers are so going to google you and find your racist comments on this blog. i heardby distancing myself from all you honkies.
Of course Dan is Asian. Who else is going to know so much about the polor ice caps melting, the density of water, AND how much the computer programer manipulated my picture on our website? Not you or I Jeremy. I know things like Bow Wow Wow sang “I Want Candy” in the 80’s and Jeremy knows the real names of the entire cast of Family Matters…not just Urkel, but the entire cast.
How can you make fun of Latinos?
[…] As I learned from my brother today, the new Survivor season has a twist. The new season will have four tribes, divided by race. All I have to say is, what could possibly go wrong? Rush Limbaugh was kind enough to put together a deep, insightful and cogent analysis of the upcoming season. Rush has all of his money (that he didn’t spend on drugs) on the Hispanics to take it. …our early money is on [the Hispanic Tribe] anyway, because these people have shown a remarkable ability, ladies and gentlemen, to cross borders, boundaries — they get anywhere they want to go. They can do it without water for a long time. They don’t get apprehended, and they will do things other people won’t do. So, our money, early money, is on the Hispanics. […]
I only know Jaleel White’s name from Family Matters, and that’s only because I saw him on E! earlier tonight.
I wonder if they will have a jew versus muslim contest. Maybe not the muslims, it might be too explosive. Probably a little too early. I guess the ball is in their court.
You knew it would only be a matter of time. I like CBS’s reasoning. “It said the move was aimed at addressing complaints that there had not been sufficient ethnic diversity in previous series.” Yeah, this will help. Oh, and my favorite quote, “What will it mean for a team - a race - to fail in a battle of wits and strength against another race?” Anybod? Anybody?
“What will it mean for a team - a race - to fail in a battle of wits and strength against another race?â€
Obviously it will mean that that race is inferior to the other.
I think CBS missed the boat when the failed to make the white team all male.
I want to see them go to the next step: Dwarves versus midgets, down syndrome versus fetal alcohol syndrome and lastly flamboyent homos versus butch dykes.