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Archive for September, 2006

Ewwwww - Screech Porn

Dustin Diamond has a sex tape. Apparently Screech videotaped a three-way. The article also mentions something about a “dirty sanchez.” I once saw Screech do stand up comedy in South Bend, Indiana. He wasn’t very memorable. In the words of Michael Scott - that’s what she said.

Dancing With the Stars Isn’t On Enough

So Dancing with the Stars is off to one helluva third season. Already in the third week of the third season, or sixth show of the third season since it’s on twice a week, we’re seeing some extremely weak television. Luckily Unfortunately I missed week two because Comcast is an Asshole. Four quick […]

Comcast is an Asshole

I’ve been looking forward to premiere week all summer. Two weeks ago, I finally had my High Definition Dual-Tuner DVR hooked up, just in time for the fall TV kickoff. I’ve been recording shows all week, planning on watching them tonight and over the weekend. I check my DVR and look at […]

Oprah’s Big Middle Finger

Oprah and her best friend Gayle King took a road trip over the summer. Everyone’s favorite billionaire talk show host is shown here counting with her middle finger and flipping off millions of her adoring fans. Oprah informs her viewers about every other minute or so, that she’s just a regular person, […]

Happy Birthday Big D!

( family and travel )

Ahoy, my father has the distinction o’ sharin’ his birthday with Talk Like a Pirate Day, argh! Aye, last year, me dad took me family t’ Ocracoke Island, North Carolina, whar Blackbeard was headquartard. Aye, me parrot concurs. This is a […]

Tell ‘Em Large Marge Sent Ya

Claudio Paulo Pinto can pop his eyeballs out over 0.3 inches. But he still doesn’t hold the World Record. That distinction is held by an American from Chicago. The ability to pop your eyeballs out of your head is called global luxation.

Global luxation schmobal luxation, this guy really does remind me of […]

I’m Screwed in My Fantasy League

( sports )

I have T.O. and he broke his finger. He’s out for 2-4 weeks. It was tough for me to get him on my fantasy team. Actually I wanted another guy that plays the same position, but someone else picked him before I did. I tell ya, it’s like trying to write […]

For the Three People Who Read This

( news )

Thanks, and sorry for the lack of posting. Just moved and it took up quite a bit of my time last week. More to come…

Happy Birthday Little Brother!

( friends and fun )

Today Josh turns 29! Wish him a happy birthday if you see him. If you don’t know what he looks like, this is a pretty good picture of him, taken in Wooster, Ohio. While I was performing karaoke in seedy bars, Josh was getting some much needed rest.

Now let’s find him a […]

Forever Your Drunk Girl

Paula Abdul has been bugging me for quite a while. I don’t understand why she has the authority to judge American Idol. She had that stupid ass video of her with a cat for “Opposites Attract” and a few other hits back in the day, but nothing great. And on Idol, she […]