Ahoy, my father has the distinction o’ sharin’ his birthday with Talk Like a Pirate Day, argh! Aye, last year, me dad took me family t’ Ocracoke Island, North Carolina, whar Blackbeard was headquartard. Aye, me parrot concurs. This is a picture o’ my dad, myself and my brothers sailin’ the ‘ery waters that Blackbeard roamed hundreds o’ years ago. Twas a motorized ferry, but ta big one.
Gar, Where can I find a bottle o’rum? Aye, we’e had some rum, or somethin’ like it on tha’ islan’. Aye, me parrot concurs. Arrr, as many know, I had a rough trip t’ North Carolina, but that’s another story. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o’rum? Ahoy, while in North Carolina, we enjoyed Corona and shrimp e’eryday from 3 t’ 5 and had fun at Howard’s Pub at eve. Aye, we pissed off some couple at the Pub and my littlest brother wanted t’ beat the shit out ta them. A pence for an old man o’de sea? Ahoy, we didn’t. Happy Birthday to me fathar!
Oswald, ahoy!
Horrible writing, but the shirt is awesome.
This pic reminds me of the one six ounce gloves have on their site. Everyone looks normal but your littlest bro would be Mike Bass, pissed off at the world.
By the way, Josh looks like a flaming homosexual in that pic. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.