Oprah’s Big Middle Finger

Posted on Tuesday 19 September 2006

Oprah and her best friend Gayle King took a road trip over the summer. Everyone’s favorite billionaire talk show host is shown here counting with her middle finger and flipping off millions of her adoring fans. Oprah informs her viewers about every other minute or so, that she’s just a regular person, taking a road trip like any normal American. I can really relate to Oprah. On my last road trip, I was sponsored by Chevy, had a fleet of vans surrounding me, eight video cameras capturing my every move, a helicopter hovering over my car 7 hours each day, and VIP treatement everywhere I went. It was such a fun road trip. Or, I spent most of the trip hungover, trying to keep down water listening to Short speak Spanish and make up stupid road trip games.

The best part of the show, other than Oprah giving America the bird, was when she couldn’t figure out how to pump gas, declaring twice that she hadn’t pumped gas since 1983.

Oswald, gettin’ into my car Hasselhoff style…


7 Comments for 'Oprah’s Big Middle Finger'

  1.  
    Dan
    September 19, 2006 | 9:29 pm
     

    Wasn’t she so generous to give ‘her’ chevy away to a viewer at the end of the trip so they can pay taxes on a used car?

  2.  
    Vinnie
    September 20, 2006 | 11:24 am
     

    Oprah is gay. No, really she is gay. I heard it somewhere. Seriously.

  3.  
    Ryan Geil
    September 20, 2006 | 11:48 am
     

    And the picture of Hasselhoff is for…?

  4.  
    jeremy.oswald
    September 20, 2006 | 12:06 pm
     

    The picture of Hasselhoff is for you Geil.

  5.  
    Vinnie
    September 20, 2006 | 3:13 pm
     

    Did someone say Hasselhoff?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o

  6.  
    Dan
    September 20, 2006 | 8:47 pm
     

    Gay Germans love Hasselhoff. Isn’t that right Jeremy?

  7.  
    jeremy.oswald
    September 20, 2006 | 9:22 pm
     

    I thought gay irishmen loved hasselhoff. Isn’t that right Geil?

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