How else do you explain the closing of eight Taco Bells in Long Island and health officials examining the employees shit? Apparently 15 people became ill recently in Long Island, 11 being confirmed of having e coli, and 9 of those having eaten at Taco Bells in the area between November 20th and November 25th. Now I’m no mathematician, but I’d imagine we’d be seeing a lot more ill people in Long Island if Taco Bell was spreading e coli. I think more detective work is required before an intelligent decision can be made, like what did the two that didn’t eat at a Taco Bell have in common with those that did? Perhaps its Chinese terrorists. They’ve been experimenting with poisonous lard. In any case, I have every confidence that Greg Creed, President and Chief Concept Officer of Taco Bell, will do all in his power to solve e coli, defeat the Chinese terrorists and continue delivering taco awesomeness to the world.
Well the Chinese did kidnap Jack Bauer so I don’t trust them as far as I can throw them….and I’m not going to be throwing anyone with my bad knee.
Yeah, well those Chinese are in for a world of hurt. They’ve got Ricky Schroeder now with Jack Bauer, and together, they’re gonna find their way. You can take that shit to the bank.