Jeez. Right on the heels of Tara’s entrance into rehab and stories about Miss Teen USA Katie Blair partying her ass off, comes Miss Nevada’s loss of her crown. Thanks to the little AOL blog, TMZ.com, we’re exposed to Miss Nevada as a 17 year-old getting in on some good ol’ fashioned girl-on-girl action, public nudity and underage binge drinking.
Despite what Rosie O’Donnell says, the Donald is no dummy. Now is his chance to turn this Miss America thing into a serious reality show shitfest. The ratings will follow. Imagine the judges asking questions about the craziest place they hooked up, the cost of a fifth of Jack Daniels or how old they were the first time they kissed a girl with tongue. It could be better than the Real World Denver. Or how about alcohol fueled challenges, where the girls can challenge each other to various tasks like shaking their money makers and pimping a six pack of Bartles and Jaymes from the nearest 7-Eleven. Judges could all be from the religious right, and the lowest score wins. They could have cameras in the dorms or wherever all the contestants stay, with a mini-bar for each contestant, re-stocked each day. Camera equipped limos could deliver the contestants from bar to bar, to house parties and eventually back to the dorms, even if it is after breakfast.
Like Donnie boy, you are no dummy!
i totally agree - couldn’t get any better. really, the Donald has been missing out. miss teen usa, miss usa and miss universe have been staying on the same floor in the Trump Tower. Who wouldn’t watch a reality series on those three…yummy to my tummy.