My friend Manda never really writes just to say hi. But occasionally I’ll get emails from her out of the blue. Like once, she sent me a series of pictures of herself with no real explanation. I liked one of the pictures so much I made it my wallpaper on my computer, which got a […]
In 1995, I spent a bit of time in Costa Rica as a mandatory component of my studies at Goshen College. While there, we drank a lot of beer, specifically Imperial. We drank a lot of Pilsen too. I’m not sure how much “a lot” is, but I do know that my […]
A week ago today I headed to Paso Robles with my family, add Deidra, add Short on Saturday and subtract Jonathan Oswald. Angie couldn’t make it because she took another vacation to Illinois. Short hired the homeless guy from my alley to dog sit. We headed to Paso because Justin Winery was having their member […]
I spent the last weekend in Ventura working with Dan in an attempt to build an online coupon empire. Friday I got to hold Ava, and I may even make her blog if I’m lucky. As I was holding her, Dan and Marlene took approximately 80 photos in the span of 4 minutes, so now […]
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Short and Angie take vacations monthly. This time they’re in North Carolina so I have a house guest for the week, a chocolate lab named Wrigley. Because I have no yard, I walk Wrigley down the alley behind my building to an empty lot several times a day so he can walk around a little […]
Watching Top Chef doesn’t guarantee that any of my culinary creations are edible. Yesterday I poached salmon in some white wine and water and some fresh dill and garlic. It was very good, but I had another serving of salmon leftover, and limited ingredients, sos I got creative and decided to give myself a “Quickfire […]