Today I was fortunate enough to enjoy lunch at a Taco Bell. The drive-thru staff was less than stellar as I was shorted one taco supreme, and the other tacos supreme that I ordered came sans tomato. Whatever, it was still great food. I thought this was odd though:
Is a Taco Bell menu for Lent really going to generate that much business? If Taco Bell really wants to go after the church going crowd, I would suggest a throwback to the late 80’s/early 90’s and re-establish 39 cent tacos on Sundays. Make Taco Bell a post-church destination. But Taco Bell never asks me.
If God is truly inside each one of us I sure hope he likes Taco Bell!
I didn’t read anything about the delicious VOLCANO TACO. This delectable treat has been sending shock waves through Fresno faster than Short’s new RUN DMC shoes. Spicy, Cheesy, and only $.89? Dare I say perfect?
The Volcano Taco. By Vincent Loyles
One winter afternoon I came upon a Taco Bell. Having a man sized hunger I decided to give into my primal urges and eat something. After looking at the menu my eyes became transfixed on the Volcano Taco. It was a RED taco!!!! Now I’ve always been one for novelty items i.e. cadbury eggs, shamrock shakes from Mickey D’s etc. So when I saw a Red taco I said, “thats what I’m talking about! I’ll take it. ” Upon bitng into the forementioned taco a number of feelings came upon me. The first was joy, the next was euphoria, but the third feeling was the most intense, SHEER PAIN. Holy fucking donkey testicle shit! That mother fucker is hot as shit!!! I had to drink a gallon of milk to make the pain go away. But overall the experience was enyoyable.
I give the Volcano Taco 4 donkey testicles out of 5.