I just can’t have nice things…
Oswald…heading to the bodyshop, and not the good kind.
Jeez, it’s a little dusty in here, isn’t it? Seeing as how I haven’t posted anything since early March, I thought I should get something up here, before I’m no longer the top Google search result for “Jeremy Oswald”.
While I was ignoring this Website, my college buddy Derek “tagged” me in the Wife Swap […]
Hey there Mr. “IFLYAMP”. You were obviously eager this evening to get out onto Freeway 41 and open up your blue X-Terra and see what she could do, but for future reference, common courtesy ideals are different on the Fresno freeway system versus the German freeway system. Flashing your brights repeatedly to tell other cars […]
I spent the last weekend in Ventura working with Dan in an attempt to build an online coupon empire. Friday I got to hold Ava, and I may even make her blog if I’m lucky. As I was holding her, Dan and Marlene took approximately 80 photos in the span of 4 minutes, so now […]
On a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer
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Searching To Find Utopia. Please Order Some?
Someone Took Forever Unloading Portly Old Sluts?
Sell To Fellows Undercooked Pieces Of Spaghetti?
Stop Talking Freaks. Underwear Probably On Sale?
Stereotypes Taughtby FOX Ultimately Pervert Our Society?
Seemy Terri Ficyellowlancerp Ullmorebumperthanyour Porsche Or Stingray???
Seriously, not a single post since April 21st, and that wasn’t even a very good one. It’s not like I’m so busy that I can’t be troubled to write a couple of sentences on my weblolg. I’m not off saving the world or anything. Since April 21st, this is some of what I’ve been doing […]
Jeez. Right on the heels of Tara’s entrance into rehab and stories about Miss Teen USA Katie Blair partying her ass off, comes Miss Nevada’s loss of her crown. Thanks to the little AOL blog, TMZ.com, we’re exposed to Miss Nevada as a 17 year-old getting in on some good ol’ fashioned girl-on-girl action, public […]
Donald didn’t fire Tara Conner after all. At first I was surprised, because from everything I had read so far, Trump was set to replace Tara today with Miss California, Tamiko Nash. But today, Trump announces that Tara just got caught up in the NYC whirlwind. Something about a small-town Kentucky girl who got more […]
Coca-Cola has a new President and Chief Operating Officer. Muhtar Kent assumes the new position immediately (heh). When I saw the story this morning, it reminded me of my trip to Atlanta a few years ago, and more specifically the World o’ Coke museum. It reminded me of the $6.00 I spent to learn about […]
My brother posts his first entry on unarticulate.com. He discusses Haley Joel Osment’s arrest for driving under the influence and possession of marijuana and provides some pleasant commentary.
Man, I really hope this post makes it so I don’t see that damn mutant-hybrid beast photo everytime I see jeremyoswald.com.
Just in case, I’ll leave you with […]