I just can’t have nice things…
Oswald…heading to the bodyshop, and not the good kind.
Seriously, not a single post since April 21st, and that wasn’t even a very good one. It’s not like I’m so busy that I can’t be troubled to write a couple of sentences on my weblolg. I’m not off saving the world or anything. Since April 21st, this is some of what I’ve been doing […]
A guy who looks like this…
would snort his father’s ashes. Keith Richards had his father, Bert, cremated, then mixed his ashes with cocaine and snorted him. Richards was quoted as saying, “I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow…It went […]
Jeez. Right on the heels of Tara’s entrance into rehab and stories about Miss Teen USA Katie Blair partying her ass off, comes Miss Nevada’s loss of her crown. Thanks to the little AOL blog, TMZ.com, we’re exposed to Miss Nevada as a 17 year-old getting in on some good ol’ fashioned girl-on-girl action, public […]
Donald didn’t fire Tara Conner after all. At first I was surprised, because from everything I had read so far, Trump was set to replace Tara today with Miss California, Tamiko Nash. But today, Trump announces that Tara just got caught up in the NYC whirlwind. Something about a small-town Kentucky girl who got more […]
It’s true. I ate three tacos supreme and one regular taco, and I did so without worry. For if I would not have eaten Taco Bell, and opted for another franchise for dinner, well, then the terrorists would’ve already won. With more victims becoming apparent, I’m sure we can expect nothing more […]
How else do you explain the closing of eight Taco Bells in Long Island and health officials examining the employees shit? Apparently 15 people became ill recently in Long Island, 11 being confirmed of having e coli, and 9 of those having eaten at Taco Bells in the area between November 20th and November […]
A while ago, I wrote about wanting to start a podcast about television. Tried it, it sucked. So after reworking the format and playing around with some recording shit, Dan and I finally recorded a podcast to release. We mention in the podcast that we’d like to do it on a daily […]
Looks like that’s what just happened to Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe’s marriage. By all accounts in the media she’s very sweet. But get this…she didn’t buy me a drink when she had the opportunity. Short and I were staying at the Beverly Hilton for meetings a few years back when Reese […]
Thanks, and sorry for the lack of posting. Just moved and it took up quite a bit of my time last week. More to come…