I have the most photogenic friends and family. I’ll prove it:
This is a picture of my brother Josh and I. He’s the one with the shorter hair. Josh loves hamburger stroganoff and once peed in my mouth. But I spit in his. That was years ago, I don’t think we’d do anything like that today.
This is my friend, Jonathon Short.
He always talks about how he thinks he’s fat, but I sure don’t see it. Short loves the Chicago Cubs, his dog Wrigley and his wife Angie, not necessarily in that order.
This is my girlfriend Deidra. She laughs at everything I say, even when it’s not funny. She also thinks I bear a striking resemblence to Matthew McConaughey. She’s kind of right.
This is my friend Ryan Geil. He finds all of his dates on the Internet found a serious girlfriend wife at Hooter’s.
You can read more about Geil here.
This is my friend and one of my bartenders. His name is Mike DeWall and he’s from the booming metropolis of Chowchilla, CA. By “booming metropolis” I mean shithole.
